Random Comedian

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283 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jan 2025 last heard Jan 2025

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Okay, he'll do shrimp and scallops. But that's a picky chef, man. That's not... That's a picky chef. I've never heard of a chef actually talking about the stuff he doesn't like.
Y'all have clips of this stuff?
Your assistant was telling me that he took him to the grocery store and put him through shit.
This is the first time I've seen him without glasses.
He's talking to himself. Oh, no.
That's insane.
I mean, that's a heart attack. That doesn't make sense to cook for y'all. He's cooking it for y'all to eat.
Yeah.
that's what he called you he wasn't calling you Tom Segura he kept calling you John Segura at our house why that's just how he remembers it yeah
okay all right well yeah that's enough of the fancy well he must be yeah but he must have been so thrilled to meet you because when you were here when he was here excuse me all he talked about was that yeah you told me yeah he was like yeah you hit up druski you know i was like yeah i'll try to hit him up man yeah he was real excited yeah he couldn't tell if it was me for sure when we uh chopped it up he he kept asking he's like is this really really i'm like yeah man this is me man i want you on our show he's like ah
I need six figures, man. Six. Six figures is insane, bro.
He's getting a check monthly, man. Let's just put it out there. He's definitely getting a check. Oh, stop. Yo, he's getting a check, man.
$250,000.
But you got to taste the food first. I mean, yeah. Yeah, he's getting a monthly check, man. I don't know. I don't know. He's a great guy, though. I actually do. I appreciate him.
He only does that. That's it? He doesn't do regular shit. He tells people. You know he has like four or five phones that he picks up. Oh, yeah. He's denying people all day.
yeah yeah and i don't know how he remembers the numbers but he has like they're blowing they are committed to memory yeah they were ringing during our interview with him yes yes it's just a bunch of people just saying bullshit yeah they're like chef could you uh you think you could do my wedding of 5 000 people he's like yeah i'll do it it's whatever
No, we... Is this a personal video?
And then... This is not an act. He's... Was this a bird call? How did this get out here?
But listen.
Who, how, what is he? Is he famous? Like, who is this dude?
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