Randy Blythe

Oh, my God. Dude, I say that so many times. I'm like, thank God there were no cell phones when I was a teenager.

Oh, my God. Dude, I say that so many times. I'm like, thank God there were no cell phones when I was a teenager.

Oh, my God. Dude, I say that so many times. I'm like, thank God there were no cell phones when I was a teenager.

Not really, though. Yeah. I think that's a problem with children today, though, too. We're joking about it. Thank God we don't have this. But they do have it. They do have it. There is a frothing mob of iPhone wielding documenters waiting just to catch your every screw up. And like, that's got to be pressure.

Not really, though. Yeah. I think that's a problem with children today, though, too. We're joking about it. Thank God we don't have this. But they do have it. They do have it. There is a frothing mob of iPhone wielding documenters waiting just to catch your every screw up. And like, that's got to be pressure.

Not really, though. Yeah. I think that's a problem with children today, though, too. We're joking about it. Thank God we don't have this. But they do have it. They do have it. There is a frothing mob of iPhone wielding documenters waiting just to catch your every screw up. And like, that's got to be pressure.

But I was writing that part about how the future is unknowable, no matter how advanced our technology gets. People are not good with uncertainty these days. We all have these cell phones, which I call the pocket Jesus. You look to it for all your answers, but some things you just don't know. Uncertainty, you just have to deal with it. So I was writing about how if someone were to say,

But I was writing that part about how the future is unknowable, no matter how advanced our technology gets. People are not good with uncertainty these days. We all have these cell phones, which I call the pocket Jesus. You look to it for all your answers, but some things you just don't know. Uncertainty, you just have to deal with it. So I was writing about how if someone were to say,

But I was writing that part about how the future is unknowable, no matter how advanced our technology gets. People are not good with uncertainty these days. We all have these cell phones, which I call the pocket Jesus. You look to it for all your answers, but some things you just don't know. Uncertainty, you just have to deal with it. So I was writing about how if someone were to say,

I'm not going to sneeze two years from now or whatever. It doesn't matter how much you study sneezing. Every allergen you remove from your environment, you could be the boy in the bubble. You might be ready to sneeze.

I'm not going to sneeze two years from now or whatever. It doesn't matter how much you study sneezing. Every allergen you remove from your environment, you could be the boy in the bubble. You might be ready to sneeze.

I'm not going to sneeze two years from now or whatever. It doesn't matter how much you study sneezing. Every allergen you remove from your environment, you could be the boy in the bubble. You might be ready to sneeze.

Look it up. What's John Travolta?

Look it up. What's John Travolta?

Look it up. What's John Travolta?

Yeah, he had autoimmune disease, which basically meant he had no immune system.

Yeah, he had autoimmune disease, which basically meant he had no immune system.

Yeah, he had autoimmune disease, which basically meant he had no immune system.

And when he left, he had one of those ball things that like hamsters roll around in.

And when he left, he had one of those ball things that like hamsters roll around in.