Randy Kessler

My job is to think about worst-case scenario and how to avoid a disaster.

Oh, my.

I mean, all sorts of things.

I remember when I was a young lawyer, someone came in with a black gym bag.

They said, let me show you something.

And she opened it.

It was all his sexual tools, devices that she had never seen.

So it was to do with somebody else.

So that wasn't a lot of money that was spent.

I had a jury trial.

And she wanted to leave it in my office.

I said, you're taking that back home.

You're like, no, no.

I had a jury trial.

We have jury trials in Georgia in divorce, and I had a divorce jury trial where the jury found that my athlete, my football player client, they had a forensic accountant, went through the numbers, and they calculated that he spent $250,000 in a year on strip clubs.

Well, the funny thing is that while the jury was deliberating overnight, I stupidly asked the question, what are you going to do tonight until we come back in the morning?

He said, are you kidding?

I am.

No, I'm married.

And I'll be candid, did not have a prenup.