Ray Oldhoffer

And so the ashtrays – They're the portraits, actually.

So I'm sitting in my seat and the – I got the two people sitting.

It's just two seats on each side and they're the big wide seats and the person next to me is sleeping.

And there's a big –

gap between the two seats in front of me, like a good eight inches of daylight.

And I'm sitting against the window and there's a woman who has her tray down and her big laptop, like the, you know, 18-incher laptop, like folded open thin Apple laptop.

With the, you know, high def screen.

And she's just combing through, you know, Newsweek and People Online and all that kind of stuff.

And I just find myself listening to my headphones.

I don't have a computer.

And just sort of looking through the crack between the two things and reading basically over her shoulder at the, you know, what's going on in People Magazine.

Well, at some point, she hops onto a website.

The website is called Dentaltown.com.

Okay.

And this is Dental Town.

Tooth Town.

And I'm assuming she's a hygienist or a dentist or something.

And at some point, she just starts scrolling through this thing.

And I don't know if she typed up gingivitis or stuff to make Adam yak up his three cheese omelet or what it was.

But she starts looking at pictures on Dental Town.