Ray Oldhoffer

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3,312 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 25 Apr

Ray Oldhoffer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 1 in all, peaking in Apr 2026 with 1.

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Adam Carolla Show · Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics) · 25 Apr 2026 podcast

The first like red dragon film or whatever it was.

But yes, I think we can all agree that if you wanted to look at hardcore porn on your computer, someone could tell you to shut it off.

And if you wanted to see, you know, just a montage of people snuffing themselves with shotguns, they'd tell you to shut that off.

And I'll bet you even if you wanted to see some R-rated, you know, heavy-duty R-rated something, they might tell you to take it easy with that.

So...

What could be worse than looking at people with receding, diseased gums, missing teeth?

And, I mean, this had everything from the weird x-rays that had all the titanium posts and stuff in it to just the ones where they just opened up like a hippo and showed all the black gums.

And I was like, frostbite on your gums and stuff like that.

Now, what am I supposed to do?

I'm sitting back there.

I got my headphones on.

I'm listening to a little Graham Parker.

And I'm looking through the seat, but I don't have a screen or anything to look at.

And I got a couple of beers in me, and I'm a little sleep deprived.

What can I do?

I have to keep looking at this.

Like, I cannot.

It's like Clockwork Orange.

Yes.

That's exactly what it was.

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