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Ray Oldhoffer

πŸ‘€ Speaker
3312 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

I think he has that motor.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

I bring up, like, Wes Welker, undersized wideout in the NFL, which is... I mean it, which is he's... You're a wideout.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

You're 5'9 1⁄2".

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

You don't have blazing speed.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

And you're going to have to work your fucking ass off.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

And what ends up happening...

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

is you end up leading the league in receptions because you've overcompensated so much for your lack of vertical ability and your lack of just God-given ability.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

I don't think Mitt has a – I don't think he has a chill mode or a day-off mode.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

I think everything – I think he's like one of those A students where everything –

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

is I'm going to tack it, I'm going to prep, and I'm going to tack some more.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

And I don't think he feels comfortable unless he's prepped the shit out of everything.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

But I wish I you know, it was weird.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

What happened was, is I wanted to go back.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

Well, two things went wrong.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

One is I was on stage in Cleveland.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

And then when I was walking through the hotel going back to my room that night, I was like, I'm going to catch this debate or the replay or whatever it is.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

And all of a sudden, it's like, what?

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

Steelers down to the Titans by two points.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

I was on the bar at the hotel.

Adam Carolla Show
Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics)

And then all of a sudden, because I'm an ugly American, I decided I got to watch the end of this Steelers game.