Ray Oldhoffer
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Like, what do you think you would have been doing?
Because, you know, a lot of people thought, a lot of guys thought they'd be doing something else when they were in the ninth or tenth grade.
And so I said, Dane, if you weren't doing stand-up, what do you think you would have been doing for a career?
And he said...
I don't know, but I can guarantee you this.
I'd be the fucking funniest guy at the company picnic.
And I was like, I didn't ask you how funny you were going to be in your hypothetical job.
Jesus Christ.
By the way, can you just fucking step back for one goddamn second?
I just, you know, what could I say?
We're on TV.
Like I was like, oh, that's good.
I thought to myself, not, not if I worked at the company and half the other guys I know, but his answer was not what he would have done.
It was simply how funny I would be.
And so it was like, it was a one, two douchebag punch.
It was, I'm not going to answer your question.
Number one.
And number two, let's get back to how funny I am one more time.
You can't just say, uh, I was into architecture.