Ray Oldhoffer
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first heard Apr 2026
last heard 25 Apr
Ray Oldhoffer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I tried to explain that to people.
You can't feel it?
No.
The one being peed on?
Well, the one who's peeing on the person is aware what they're doing.
Yeah, what we're saying is when you're sitting at the Denny's and you're on your second Grand Slam and Ray's sitting in front of you, facing you in the booth, and he's peeing on your pant leg and your pant leg is denim.
you don't feel it until it gets well inside your sock and inside your shoe.
You know how when people say they were bleeding, but they couldn't feel it, it just felt warm?
Same thing.
It's not even wet.
You literally, if someone has jeans, now, I guess if you're wearing shorts and someone starts peeing on your knee, but you don't see it, it's body temperature, so you don't really feel it.
But when you're wearing jeans, it hits the jean.
That sort of absorbs the impact, and then it just starts spreading out from there like those...
maps in World War II of the Nazis taking over Poland and then moving to Hungary and all that stuff.
So it's that kind of thing.
So you will eventually feel it, but your socks, shoe, and jeans will be heavily damaged by that.
Go ahead.
Reach down.
Touch lightly.
That's what the Jewish guy in Philadelphia wanted to know if Ray was for real.
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