Ray Oldhoffer

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3,312 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 25 Apr

Ray Oldhoffer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Adam Carolla Show · Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics) · 25 Apr 2026 podcast

Our version of Halloween was if you were shopping with your mom, you could get her to throw a medium-sized pumpkin into the basket.

And then there was the knock yourself out.

Here's some rope and a pillowcase and a Sharpie.

Make yourself whatever the fuck you want.

Yeah, noose and hang yourself.

I mean, like...

Here's some foil and a tampon dispenser, you know, and just fucking go sick.

You know, like whatever you could do.

Yeah.

Go get that refrigerator box.

Draw a playing card on it.

Put it over your head.

Yeah.

There's a cork.

Burn it.

Rub it on your face.

Now it's, oh, my daughter has backup outfits.

Yeah.

She has an A position outfit and a B position outfit.

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