Ray Oldhoffer

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3,312 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 25 Apr

Ray Oldhoffer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Adam Carolla Show · Lake Bell + Carol Polis (Carolla Classics) · 25 Apr 2026 podcast

And she's actually happy that we could have been robbed.

And I said, keys in the front door.

And I thought, that's so un-me.

Why would I ever leave the keys in the front door?

And she said, you left them in there.

And then I said, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You know why I left them in there is because as I was entering the front door and swinging the front door open, Lynette yelled, eyes closed.

Natalia, eyes closed.

They decorated the entry hall with the cobwebs and the goblins and the skeletons, and I was supposed to close.

So I opened the front door after work.

And it was, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes.

Don't look, Daddy.

Which meant I didn't pull my keys out and put them where I normally put them.

And then I just sat there with my eyes closed and I guess shut the door and whatever.

But I had this thing.

And tell me if you guys have this.

I don't know why.

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