Ray Oldhoffer

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3,312 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 25 Apr

Ray Oldhoffer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Yeah, and I'm not.
But do you guys have that thing?
Yeah, I have to be right.
I said about three times, look, I want.
And she's like, yeah, I heard you.
Is this the keys for that?
And I was like... So they have a toy spider that comes down on like a bungee cord.
When there's movement or sound or something?
Yeah, you come in and you hang it and it comes falling down.
Scared the shit out of Sonny at the Halloween store.
Scared the piss out of the lab.
So he was scared shitless.
And then mommy went and bought the spider anyway.
And then there was a battle royale because Natalia is a fucking badger.
She is a mixture between a wolverine, a badger, and like a pit bull and just a fucking hammerhead shark.
She won't give it up.
And so she says, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, open this up.
Put batteries in it.
Hang it up from the second floor.
It's going to fall down.
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