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And ultimately she takes a plea deal and she gets sentenced to life.

So this guy is addicted to hookers and it's going to cost him everything.

Now the guy's name is Kroopy, and Kroopy's about 26 years old when all this starts, and he's living in New York.

But see, Kroopy has a problem.

He's addicted to adult media.

You know, images and videos of individuals having intercourse.

Which wouldn't be that big of a deal, except that this woman is in his life.

Her name's Sissy, and Sissy is Kroopy's wife.

Of course, Kruppi isn't telling her about his addiction.

He's keeping that a secret.

And none of this seems to affect their marriage.

So, you know, no harm, no foul.

But one day, around 2008, all that changes.

Because Kruppi gets hired to work at the local high school that Sissy teaches at.

And he starts teaching English classes there.

And this works out well for him.

Sissy and Kruppi, they're both really popular teachers.

All the students love him because I guess they think he's a funny guy.

But he's only teaching there on a probationary period.

The thing is, in New York, to be a full-time teacher, you have to get your master's degree.