Ray William Johnson

And Kruppi doesn't have his master's yet.

But he's allowed to pursue it while he's getting started teaching.

The only problem with that is that the dude is kind of broke.

Like, he doesn't have the money to go back to college, and college is expensive.

But his wife, Sissy, believes in him, and she agrees to pay for it because, you know, she's getting money from her parents.

So Krupy and Sissy enroll in a local college because they're both going to work on getting their master's.

And when the semester starts and it's time to go to class, Sissy shows up on time, and she does really well in her classes.

But Krupy doesn't.

He doesn't show up to his classes at all.

Instead, he actually takes that tuition money that Sissy's giving him, and he uses it to subscribe to a bunch of adult websites, and he also spends a lot of it at local strip clubs, just tipping strippers with his tuition money.

And over time, I guess he decides that the websites and strip clubs aren't satisfying enough for him, and he starts using that money to purchase prostitutes.

And it's around 2009 when he meets a hooker who will become his favorite, Miss Pumpkin.

And I don't know why she calls herself Miss Pumpkin, but that's what she calls herself.

So, Krupy pays Miss Pumpkin money and they start smashing.

and soon it becomes a regular thing like they're meeting every six to eight weeks to hook up sometimes he'll even wait until sissy isn't home and then he'll bring miss pumpkin over to their house and they'll smash there so while sissy is spending all her money on bills and food and paying for them to both complete their education kroopy just keeps spending all his money and the money that sissy's giving him on adult websites and strip clubs and smashing with hookers

And three years pass, and it's now 2012.

And it's around this time that all of this starts to fall apart.

Because Sissy, she starts getting suspicious of Krupy.

So she goes through his phone, and she finds a number that she doesn't recognize.

Then she does a reverse search on that number, and she can see that it belongs to another woman.