Ray William Johnson

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17,860 appearances 149 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2025 last heard today

Ray William Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 149 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 27.

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No question, no one's arguing that he didn't. podcast-host

But is he going to prison for this? podcast-host

Well, eventually, old Kevin goes to trial, and there he tells a very different version of what happened. podcast-host

Here's what he says really happened. podcast-host

One night it's a normal night, and Kevin is asleep in his bed next to his wife. podcast-host

When suddenly, vroom, a loud noise wakes him up. podcast-host

What the hell was that? podcast-host

And so he grabs his pew-pew and he looks outside and he sees what he believes to be a motorcycle gang. podcast-host

They must be trying to break in. podcast-host

I mean, this must be a home invasion. podcast-host

And poor Kevin, he fears for his life. podcast-host

I mean, what's he gonna do? podcast-host

And so he yells to his wife, honey, go hide in the closet while I prepare. podcast-host

Protect you! podcast-host

And then he goes outside, and to get these scary intruders to leave, BLAM, he fires a warning shot into the air. podcast-host

And the intruders turn around and they start to leave. podcast-host

But then the craziest thing happens: there just happens to be a nail sticking out of the floor of Kevin's porch. podcast-host

And suddenly, pow, Kevin trips over it and he falls to the ground, and blam! podcast-host

This causes his pew-pew to accidentally go off again. podcast-host

Again. podcast-host

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