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Like, Dallas-Fort Worth is, like, half the lineup tonight.

Never mind.

It wasn't about you.

It was just an observation for really no reason.

Adam, before I let you go, tell us one more crazy thing about your life.

Do you have any special skills or talents other than, well, anything at all?

Do you have a crazy traumatic thing that happened to you?

How did your mom get canceled?

Yeah, sorry.

Tell stories like a woman.

Uh-huh.

Keep going.

Let me tell you, I have a storytelling show myself, so let me... Let me tweak that for you a little bit.

True, it's called The End, available at rechevere.com.

my mom was talking to these ice protesters and then right all the other stuff yeah you talked about your relatives they never came back in this yeah what the bar none of that matters the fact that the birthday is february 1st 3rd none of it what was that the first and third i was like okay this is gonna pay off it is his first time

Now this takes place in a city I call... You know what that sounds like to me, though?

A future TV writer.

That is true.

Here's a little something for you to start writing.

And there's a medium joke book for Adam.