Rich Eisen
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Yeah.
What's the name of the guy who stands in your bathroom?
That's Lucius.
Lucius.
Tell him he has an evil name, just so that it excuses whatever you might do in there with him.
It's funny you say that.
They didn't give me a middle name either, and I resented the shit out of it my whole life.
Why not?
I think all three kids were surprises, and I think that there was just not a lot of prep.
There was not a lot of proactive parenting.
Yeah.
And it's not like the Irish go for a stretch with the name.
Ask them why I don't have a middle name.
Hey, Mom, Dad, what the fuck?
All my friends have middle names.
Dad, what is it about you and Mom that... Don't be aggressive.
Mom, Dad, how come I... Just Dad.
Yeah, hello?
They're not in the same room.