Rich Eisen

You sell any CDs?

How's the merch?

I don't know who's dumber here, Donnie or you.

Your wife is clearly making alliances that will serve her later on.

She's going to want, you know, if things go rocky in the marriage.

And everybody who talks about the second stage of learning in life, post-school, real life, what the fuck do I do now, is about what do you do well, do that a lot.

Don't mow your own lawn, do your own taxes.

Pay people to do that well and take all the energy that you have and do that one thing.

And you know you've only got one.

I think that a great how-to book, fuck it.

People need to say fuck it more.

Whether it's going after a lawsuit against a neighbor over something small or your child didn't get the PSAT score that they wanted.

Fuck it.

We don't have college money.

Fuck it.

If my kid's smart, someone will give him a scholarship.

Otherwise, what's a college fund?

It's a giant bribe to a school to take your mediocre kid because he doesn't belong there.

Yeah, absolutely.

It's just ironic that you talk about a bigamy case in Wisconsin because have you seen the size of those people?