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Rich Eisen

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
316 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

To make sure that they're as productive as possible.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

Right.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

That's why they don't have a back.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

Yeah.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

There's no back on those wedding dresses, if you've noticed.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

Yeah.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

What they do is they scare the pig.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

They stand behind the pig.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

That's right.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

What do they yell?

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

They yell, if you turn around, you're bacon.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

Yeah.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

So he just goes nostril first in your vagina.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

Yeah.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

Playing oboe.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

No, I can't do that.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

Mm-mm.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

Oh, wow.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

Yeah.

Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)

Tell me how blessed can somebody be Give thanks, break bread Say grace, bow heads For all of this love that surrounds me We laugh, we cry Stand together, that's why