Ricky Riccardi

Well, I will. And they went, that's the wrong way to do it. And then they said, okay, now we'll do it the right way to do it. And he comes in and says, I'd like to complain about my room. Oh, I'm very sorry, sir. What's up with it? Oh, it's just dirty. Oh, well, I'll have someone clean it and you can have it for free. Brilliant. It was like as black and white as that.

And I remember thinking, I don't know what the moral is. So I quite like spoofing role play.

And I remember thinking, I don't know what the moral is. So I quite like spoofing role play.

And I remember thinking, I don't know what the moral is. So I quite like spoofing role play.

I'd like to make a complaint, please. Don't care. Well, I am staying at the hotel. I don't care. It's not my shift. Well, you're an ambassador for the hotel.

I'd like to make a complaint, please. Don't care. Well, I am staying at the hotel. I don't care. It's not my shift. Well, you're an ambassador for the hotel.

I'd like to make a complaint, please. Don't care. Well, I am staying at the hotel. I don't care. It's not my shift. Well, you're an ambassador for the hotel.

I think you'll care when I tell you what the complaint is.

I think you'll care when I tell you what the complaint is.

I think you'll care when I tell you what the complaint is.

I think there's been a rape up there. I've got his attention. Get their attention. OK?

I think there's been a rape up there. I've got his attention. Get their attention. OK?

I think there's been a rape up there. I've got his attention. Get their attention. OK?

..and the way that we would deal with somebody... Maybe I should, as I thought, I should play the hotel manager, cos I'm used to that. I phased you. But you have a go, see if you can phase me, OK?

..and the way that we would deal with somebody... Maybe I should, as I thought, I should play the hotel manager, cos I'm used to that. I phased you. But you have a go, see if you can phase me, OK?

..and the way that we would deal with somebody... Maybe I should, as I thought, I should play the hotel manager, cos I'm used to that. I phased you. But you have a go, see if you can phase me, OK?

There is no 362 in this hotel. Sometimes the complaints will be false. OK? Good.

There is no 362 in this hotel. Sometimes the complaints will be false. OK? Good.

There is no 362 in this hotel. Sometimes the complaints will be false. OK? Good.

Of course, because he wants to be top dog. He wants to be the center of attention. He couldn't, you know, he hires this guy, but then he wants to be in charge. So he's just a child. You know, it's his football and he's got to be, you know, the most important player.