RJ McKeegan
Appearances
KILL TONY
#714 - LUIS J GOMEZ + LEMAIRE LEE
So I signed up for Bumble about a month ago and I met this chick on there and she was a big Texas Longhorn fan. So we went to the basketball game together and she kept yelling, hook them horns, hook them horns. So at the end of the night, I fucked her in the butt and I fish hooked her and I was like, hook them horns, hook them horns. But I like hot chicks, but you know.
KILL TONY
#714 - LUIS J GOMEZ + LEMAIRE LEE
I like hot chicks, but I have a gay twin brother and his name is Tommy. And when I go to bars and I meet a hot chick, I say, oh, hey, queen. Hey, queen. Oh, I love your hair. Your tits feel so good. And we become best friends. And at the end of the night, I tell them I lost my keys. I don't have anywhere to stay. And they let me come back with them, because I'm gay and I won't try anything.
KILL TONY
#714 - LUIS J GOMEZ + LEMAIRE LEE
Then we get back to their house, we take a bunch of shots, and then RJ comes out of me and I fuck the living shit out of them.
KILL TONY
#714 - LUIS J GOMEZ + LEMAIRE LEE
So I had a, I just got divorced. My ex-wife was a redhead, and...
KILL TONY
#714 - LUIS J GOMEZ + LEMAIRE LEE
Okay. Omaha rules. Yeah. All right. I used to own a big trucking company, but I worked 70 hours a week and it was too much for me. So I quit that. I met some rich motherfuckers in Nebraska and they started a semi-trailer rental company with me.
KILL TONY
#714 - LUIS J GOMEZ + LEMAIRE LEE
Yeah, we're all related. Blacks and Irish are like the same, you know, same race, you know?
KILL TONY
#714 - LUIS J GOMEZ + LEMAIRE LEE
I couldn't believe Hitler was gonna put the Nazis or the Irish in the master race. And I was like, what the fuck? No one's ever believed in the Irish before. And the British, they've treated us like shit for thousands of years. So when the Nazis were fighting the British, I was rooting for the fucking Nazis. I was like, Elon, Elon.
KILL TONY
#714 - LUIS J GOMEZ + LEMAIRE LEE
Okay, well, I got a lot of pain from my ex-wife divorcing me, so I moved here.
KILL TONY
#714 - LUIS J GOMEZ + LEMAIRE LEE
Okay, well, she was a redhead. And you know what a redheaded wife gets you when you're a successful businessman? Lots of anal sex. And for the first year of her marriage, we had anal sex.