Rob Brydon

And before we started, I went out the front in front of the curtain and did jokes from the Two Ronnies joke book.

So that was probably my first stand up on stage telling jokes.

So we did that.

And then I moved schools and I went to Porthcawl Comprehensive and I met Ruth Jones there.

and they had a superb drama department with a young dynamic drama teacher who put on brilliant musicals every year and that was me that was that was my life mapped out i had a rumor that you stole money from katherine cedar jones yeah well there's some truth in that um

Catherine Teter-Jones.

I mean, every school I went to had a future star.

Yeah.

Honestly, the first little school I went to, Eddie Izzard was that.

Not when I was there.

He was there two years before.

Yeah, yeah.

And then... Love Eddie Izzard.

Unbelievable.

Eddie and I have shared photos of the school sports day.

Eddie was probably... Eddie's good at everything.

He's probably very good, but I've got me coming last in the...

in the sack race.

Then Catherine Zeta-Jones was at this school in Swansea, you know, very young, doing tap dancing and performing.

And one day as I was arriving at school, her mama just dropped her off and said, oh, I've forgotten to give Catherine a dinner money.