Rob Corddry
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734 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard May 2025
last heard 9 Apr
Rob Corddry’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Get away from me, you hot purple monkey!
Nate Corddry, everybody.
Before we go, we're going to check in with our good friend Stephen Colbert with the Colbert Report.
Stephen, Happy New Year, sir.
Any resolutions?
The Michael Jackson trial. A trial of the century like this only comes around one or two times a year. It was my shot at the big time. 5.30 a.m. I wasted no time going in depth with diehard Jackson supporters whose otherwise productive lives have been put on hold by the trial of a man whose music they like.
So you've seen everything?
Were you there for the molestation?
So how long have you been here for the trial? So what's your favorite Michael Jackson song?
Unbreakable and You're Not Alone. So do you think you jacked that kid off? Daybreak, the media tent buzzing, lights up, reporters miked, cameras rolling, news about to break, and nothing. As the new guy, I wasn't sure what came next. Luckily, the experienced trial media was happy to give me some pointers. Hi, I'm with The Daily Show. Will you guys talk to us on camera? No.
Do you mind answering a couple questions on camera? Sure. Hello? Somebody throw me a bone? I'm with The Daily Show. Shut down. I guess they didn't want The Daily Show turning this thing into a circus. No one would speak to me. Except... My name's Peter Bowes.
The BBC.
No, no, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa. I mean, what are we doing here? How am I supposed to cover this thing?
I'd blown Jackson's entrance. Damn my spastic colon. I strapped on a diaper and followed Jackson inside.
Well, I'm not here for that trial. I'm here for the triple rape homicide.
Okay, actually, I am on the witness list. My name is Macaulay Culkin, if you can check that.
Locked out with eight hours to go and nothing to do. Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to get inside MJ's head, okay? It's called research. I was at a loss. Then, it occurred to me. WWGD. What would Geraldo do? If Tom Steddon has something that I don't know, and Michael Jackson is convicted, I'll shave off my mustache. Okay. So what are you going to shave?
I'm going to shave my nut stash. Three hours until the money shot. Ample time to craft the kind of insightful legal journalism that's been a hallmark of this trial.
Oh, he's bad, all right. Promises to be a thriller. If Jackson can't beat it, a conviction could mean the end of his... Purple Rain. Black Purple Rain's Prince. It remains to be seen whether the prosecution can prove that Michael Jackson fondled this PYT.
What the jury heard is that when it comes to prepubescent cancer victims, as far as Michael Jackson is concerned, it doesn't matter if you're black or white. Is that good? 4.59, one minute to departure. Time to videotape Michael Jackson from a distance and yell questions at him. Michael, if you're guilty, keep walking!
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