Rob Parsons

We didn't have kids then.

Oh, four years, three years.

No, I've got no kids.

What are we going to do?

And I said, what do you mean, what are we going to do?

Where's she this Christmas?

He's got nowhere to stay.

She said, look, I'll clear the guest room out, ask him if he'd like to stay with us tonight.

And I went back in, and I think by then we'd moved Ronnie into another room and settled him in front of Coronation Street.

And he hated taking his eyes off the Rover's return, because I said, Ronnie, and he turned around eventually, and I said, would you like to stay with us tonight?

And Ronnie Lockwood said, fine.

And he did stay that night and the next night and over Christmas and he never left.

No, he was agony, Davina.

We were around the dinner table and we were having a meal with him and it was like dragging out syllable after syllable.

And so I would say to him, Dan said, where are you sleeping tonight, Ronnie?

And he'd say, nowhere tonight.

Well, where do you normally sleep?

Well, here and there.

And it was agony drawing every little thing out and

And before he went to bed, Diane said to him, would you like a shower before you go?