Ronnie Tan (host)

Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Roy Chang. We got so much to talk about tonight. TikTok is making offers you can't refuse. America makes Canada an offer it's definitely refusing. And Trump and China are fighting so hard they should just make out already. So let's get right into the latest developments in Trade Wars. My favorite word.

Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Roy Chang. We got so much to talk about tonight. TikTok is making offers you can't refuse. America makes Canada an offer it's definitely refusing. And Trump and China are fighting so hard they should just make out already. So let's get right into the latest developments in Trade Wars. My favorite word.

It's been two weeks since Liberation Day and we're in a full-blown trade war with China, with tariffs now at 145%, which means the trade war has officially moved from shower to grower. And some people are concerned about this trade war because they want the economy to be good or something. But you know what? Trump is not stressing about it.

It's been two weeks since Liberation Day and we're in a full-blown trade war with China, with tariffs now at 145%, which means the trade war has officially moved from shower to grower. And some people are concerned about this trade war because they want the economy to be good or something. But you know what? Trump is not stressing about it.

Yeah, that's kind of a big difference, though. It's like saying, why should I be scared to fight the rock? He's just like any other person, except much larger. Yeah, that's the scary part. But I guess Trump's people must be confident that they can push China around because they're not just throwing around tariffs, they're throwing some shade.

Yeah, that's kind of a big difference, though. It's like saying, why should I be scared to fight the rock? He's just like any other person, except much larger. Yeah, that's the scary part. But I guess Trump's people must be confident that they can push China around because they're not just throwing around tariffs, they're throwing some shade.

Yay! He's really calling Chinese people peasants. Nobody likes to be called a peasant. Even legit peasants are like, actually, I consider myself more of a agricultural entrepreneur. But yeah, JD Vance called the Chinese peasants a couple weeks ago, and now that the news finally got to their villages by donkey cart, they are pissed.

Yay! He's really calling Chinese people peasants. Nobody likes to be called a peasant. Even legit peasants are like, actually, I consider myself more of a agricultural entrepreneur. But yeah, JD Vance called the Chinese peasants a couple weeks ago, and now that the news finally got to their villages by donkey cart, they are pissed.

At the same time though, saying you're a 5,000 year old civilization doesn't intimidate Americans, because half the people here don't even think the Earth is that old. Also, let's just be real, okay? There's no way Americans are the peasants here. Do peasants have medical debt? Didn't think so. Checkmate, China. But it's not just Chinese officials who are mad.

At the same time though, saying you're a 5,000 year old civilization doesn't intimidate Americans, because half the people here don't even think the Earth is that old. Also, let's just be real, okay? There's no way Americans are the peasants here. Do peasants have medical debt? Didn't think so. Checkmate, China. But it's not just Chinese officials who are mad.

China has extremely online losers just like our peasants, and they're mad too.

China has extremely online losers just like our peasants, and they're mad too.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, is that, is that Michael Kosta? How did the third whitest host of a daily show go viral in China before the Asian one? That's up. That's... That's... That's the same triangle in everything. Wait, is China watching this? Oh, okay, well, uh, hey, thanks for watching this. Um... Hi, Chinese friends. I don't believe what I'm saying right now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, is that, is that Michael Kosta? How did the third whitest host of a daily show go viral in China before the Asian one? That's up. That's... That's... That's the same triangle in everything. Wait, is China watching this? Oh, okay, well, uh, hey, thanks for watching this. Um... Hi, Chinese friends. I don't believe what I'm saying right now.

I'm just robbing Paramount. Thank you for using this video. I was just talking tough to China. But words are not China's only weapon in this trade war. They're also using, you know, trade.

I'm just robbing Paramount. Thank you for using this video. I was just talking tough to China. But words are not China's only weapon in this trade war. They're also using, you know, trade.

Okay, so rare earth metals are critical. Well, maybe we should have thought that before we launched a trade war against a country that had them all. I mean, where are we gonna get our gadolinium now, huh? We're gonna buy Congolese gadolinium? That shit's mid. Well, what else are they hitting us with?

Okay, so rare earth metals are critical. Well, maybe we should have thought that before we launched a trade war against a country that had them all. I mean, where are we gonna get our gadolinium now, huh? We're gonna buy Congolese gadolinium? That shit's mid. Well, what else are they hitting us with?

Come on, you're not going to accept our Boeing jets? Well, good luck finding another plane with self-crashing technology. Is there anything else?

Come on, you're not going to accept our Boeing jets? Well, good luck finding another plane with self-crashing technology. Is there anything else?