Ronnie Tan (host)

Oh, no. If Chinese students stop coming to the US, who are Americans going to lose their spots to? Indians? Yeah, yeah, that'll work, yeah, actually. Actually, yes. But look, Americans have to stay strong, okay? I don't wanna hear any whining. Oh no, China's not buying our made-in-America products. Well, suck it up, patriots.

Oh, no. If Chinese students stop coming to the US, who are Americans going to lose their spots to? Indians? Yeah, yeah, that'll work, yeah, actually. Actually, yes. But look, Americans have to stay strong, okay? I don't wanna hear any whining. Oh no, China's not buying our made-in-America products. Well, suck it up, patriots.

Certain industries are just gonna have to suffer, and that's how it is, because this is war.

Certain industries are just gonna have to suffer, and that's how it is, because this is war.

Okay, that. This war has gone too far. Some of our finest, most likable Chinese-Malaysian actors have built a career in Asian-themed movies that depend on the Chinese market, all right? It's called... It's called Crazy Rich Asians, not Crazy Just Getting By Asians. And don't forget, this affects you too, China.

Okay, that. This war has gone too far. Some of our finest, most likable Chinese-Malaysian actors have built a career in Asian-themed movies that depend on the Chinese market, all right? It's called... It's called Crazy Rich Asians, not Crazy Just Getting By Asians. And don't forget, this affects you too, China.

If you ban American movies, how will you ever find out the ending to all these remakes of movies from decades ago? But as drastic as some of these trade policies are, they're nothing compared to the awesome power of Chinese propaganda. And luckily for China, we all have a Chinese propaganda app on our phones.

If you ban American movies, how will you ever find out the ending to all these remakes of movies from decades ago? But as drastic as some of these trade policies are, they're nothing compared to the awesome power of Chinese propaganda. And luckily for China, we all have a Chinese propaganda app on our phones.

I am getting you that Gucci bag for your birthday. But forget about the designer products because these TikToks aren't just offering cheap Chanel bags. They're offering cheap everything. Do you want to buy laundry pots?

I am getting you that Gucci bag for your birthday. But forget about the designer products because these TikToks aren't just offering cheap Chanel bags. They're offering cheap everything. Do you want to buy laundry pots?

Good news, honey. I am getting you that prefabricated house for Memorial Day. For more on the trade war, we go live to the White House with Troy Iwata.

Good news, honey. I am getting you that prefabricated house for Memorial Day. For more on the trade war, we go live to the White House with Troy Iwata.

Okay, Troy, please don't thank the trade war, all right? If tensions keep building, it could be economically devastating.

Okay, Troy, please don't thank the trade war, all right? If tensions keep building, it could be economically devastating.

They're real if you believe, Ronnie. Okay, but if everyone can afford to get them, are they even really luxury goods anymore?

They're real if you believe, Ronnie. Okay, but if everyone can afford to get them, are they even really luxury goods anymore?

This is still a huge risk, all right? Is it really worth a market crash just to get a washing machine for 20 bucks? A whole washing machine for $20?

This is still a huge risk, all right? Is it really worth a market crash just to get a washing machine for 20 bucks? A whole washing machine for $20?

When we come back, Michael Kosta visits our new estate, so don't go away. Thank you. Welcome back to The Daily Show. Donald Trump might be in the middle of a trade war, but we shouldn't forget his other wars. Michael Kosta checked in on them just to find out what's going on.

When we come back, Michael Kosta visits our new estate, so don't go away. Thank you. Welcome back to The Daily Show. Donald Trump might be in the middle of a trade war, but we shouldn't forget his other wars. Michael Kosta checked in on them just to find out what's going on.