Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

Hello, Ronnie. Al Madrigal? Wait, Al, you self-deported? But you're a citizen.

Hello, Ronnie. Al Madrigal? Wait, Al, you self-deported? But you're a citizen.

$1,000 is not that much money, okay? It's not going to get you very far.

$1,000 is not that much money, okay? It's not going to get you very far.

Okay, yeah, but you're in South Sudan.

Okay, yeah, but you're in South Sudan.

Ow, enough about the lunch, okay? There's a reason Kristi Noem isn't talking about what happened to these people. The countries they're being sent to are really dangerous. Okay.

Ow, enough about the lunch, okay? There's a reason Kristi Noem isn't talking about what happened to these people. The countries they're being sent to are really dangerous. Okay.

Al, try stabbing them with a Capri Sun straw. Oh, my God. Al. Al.

Al, try stabbing them with a Capri Sun straw. Oh, my God. Al. Al.

South Sudan's Al Madrigal, everybody. When we come back, Don Staley will be joining me on the show, so don't go away.

South Sudan's Al Madrigal, everybody. When we come back, Don Staley will be joining me on the show, so don't go away.

Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight is a basketball legend and head coach of the University of South Carolina's women's basketball team. Her new memoir is called Uncommon Favor. Please welcome the legendary Dawn Staley!

Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight is a basketball legend and head coach of the University of South Carolina's women's basketball team. Her new memoir is called Uncommon Favor. Please welcome the legendary Dawn Staley!

The New York City standing ovation.

The New York City standing ovation.

I gave it to you. I'm honored. Yeah. Three-time Olympic gold medalist as a player, and you won a gold medal as a coach, a champion in playing at college and coaching at college. You are undoubtedly a basketball expert. So did you watch the Knicks game last night?

I gave it to you. I'm honored. Yeah. Three-time Olympic gold medalist as a player, and you won a gold medal as a coach, a champion in playing at college and coaching at college. You are undoubtedly a basketball expert. So did you watch the Knicks game last night?

Okay, well you left at the right time because I just want to ask you about end game situations here. When you have 30 seconds or less left on the clock and your team is down by three, do you foul to send the other team to the free throw line or not?

Okay, well you left at the right time because I just want to ask you about end game situations here. When you have 30 seconds or less left on the clock and your team is down by three, do you foul to send the other team to the free throw line or not?