Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)
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1,179 appearances
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3 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Jun 2025
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No, no, no. I mean, it's outrageous for Wisconsin to shift its entire economy to depend on billionaire election money.
What about taxes? Huh? Taxes.
What? Taxes. Speak up. Taxes. One more time. Taxes. Two more times. Taxes, taxes.
Welcome back to The Daily Show. Look, I know there's a lot of Trump haters out there who are like, this guy can't focus. He's got the attention span of a golden retriever on cocaine, which sounds like a great idea for a movie, but it's not. And I call dibs. Well, you couldn't be more wrong.
OK, three months into his term, President Trump is still laser focused on the single most important issue affecting most Americans. invading Greenland.
You heard that right. Denmark has to have us, need to have Denmark have us, have Greenland. It's very clear. So last week, President Trump announced that he would be sending a special delegation to the future 52nd state, led by a very special woman who Trump is definitely vaguely aware of.
She loves the concept of Greenland. I mean, green? She loves green. And land? Don't even get her started. Now, in some ways, Usha Vance is a great person for this trip. I mean, Greenland is pretty cold and lifeless, so being married to JD Vance has left her very prepared.
And if she was hoping a trip to Greenland would at least be a few days away from her boring husband, well, he had some bad news for her.
J.D., give her some space, OK? If you want to know what she's up to, don't worry. She's going with Mike Waltz. So the whole world is going to know every move she makes. But with this all-star delegation, I'm sure Greenland is going to roll out the red carpet for American imperialism.
Wow, they're holding out signs that say, Greenland belongs to indigenous people. America is like, oh, you have no idea how much we don't care about that. Here's some measles. Now, I mean, Greenland does not want to make America great again. In fact, they want the opposite.
That's right. Make America go away. I do love the tone. It's very bitchy. I mean, they should make one that says, oh, seriously, America, just kill yourself already. So basically, the people of Greenland really hate J.D. Vance in particular, which means, as always, Donald Trump is right. They really are ready to be Americans.
When we come back, some guy called Bill Murray will be joining me on the show, so don't go away.
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight is a comedy icon and an Academy Award-nominated actor whose new film is called The Friend. I can't believe I get to say this, but please welcome the legend Bill Murray.
Thank you. Wow. Thank you so much for being the only guest who put the merch on.
I know, we give it to everybody. No one ever does what they're told and wears it on stage. I also have to thank you for something else. I've never told this story on air, but I was lucky a couple years ago. I was doing shows with Dave Chappelle in Ohio, and they said, hey, Ronnie, we have a plane for you back to New York, but do you mind dropping off Bill Murray? Okay. along the way.
And I was like, are you kidding me? I get to go on a plane with Bill Murray? Does he want me on? And like, no, no, he's great. Yeah, totally. He wants you on. And you let me get on your plane so I could get out of Ohio. So I really appreciate it. Thanks so much. Hey, that goes for all of you.
And the whole time I was on the plane with you, you were so generous, you were so kind, you were very considerate. You were trying to time the flight so I wouldn't hit traffic in New York. And I couldn't believe you were talking to me. And the whole time I was like, oh my God, I'm living... one of these legendary Bill Murray stories right now. Like I'm in the story that I keep hearing about.
And so there's all these stories about you kind of popping up around America. And I just want to ask, like, is this kind of philosophy of life, of this live in the moment randomness, is that something you kind of carry into your self-expression?
Yeah, but it is a conscious choice, right, to be present, because not many people can do it. I mean, you've said yourself you try to make yourself more available.
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