Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)
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1,179 appearances
40 recordings
3 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Jun 2025
Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You know what? All's well that ends well. The good news is that no one got hurt except for the people of Yemen. And I guess it'll be okay as long as everyone involved learned their lesson.
Okay, good enough, yep, good, good, good, good. We solved it, good. Of course, everyone is wondering what this scandal means for America's national security under Donald Trump, but there's another important question. What does it mean for journalism? And the answer is something that's gonna make a great movie.
Get all the Oscars now! When we come back, Jordan and I get mad about March Madness, so don't go away!
For a full recap of the biggest stories in the world of jocks and straps, we turn to sports war.
Like Ant-Man, I want teeny tiny little athletes. That's nuts, Ronny.
Well, ants can lift 50 times their body weight. Try culturing yourself and watching a Marvel movie, you moron.
Wow, just like Jordan over here, this year's tournament sucks!
Where's the drama? Where's the crazy upsets? The only reason I watch these games is to see Duke fans crying to their ascots. Where are my Cinderella stories at? Usually there's at least one fairy tale underdog with a starting lineup of guys that all have heart conditions and whose team is just integrated for the first time.
Okay, quinceañera is at 15, pendejo. Also, mi quinceañera muy excelente.
Moving on, despite the lack of March Madness upsets, there was one Cinderella story that the entire world could get behind.
Jordan, did your brain tear its ACL? Okay, we shouldn't be giving an equipment manager endorsement deals. It's against the natural order of things. The jocks get the endorsement deals and the glory and the girls and the nerds get to get beat up by the jocks, then start social media companies that warp the brains of the jocks to eventually vote against their own interests.
Which brings us to my bracket buster, Better Than Knife. Which random nerd will get an endorsement deal next? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling. As Thomas Jefferson once said, it ain't gay if it's a parlay. Now it's time for our Sports War Halftime Report with Grace Kuhlensmith.
Bravo, bravo. I love dudes. This is exactly what vasectomies are all about. Watching sports alone with a bag of frozen peas on your junk. I mean, me, I'm on my 11th vasectomy this year. Is that why you missed my wedding? No, I missed it because I don't like seeing you happy.
Before we go, let's throw it back to Grace for our post-game report.
I've seen it when he eats cereal.
My guest tonight is the first woman, first Asian, first Michelle to be elected mayor of Boston. Please welcome Mayor Michelle Wu. Standing ovation. Outstanding ovation in New York for the mayor of Boston. That's very hard to get. That's the first time. I love you. I don't usually make demographics such a big deal, but, like, how did you become mayor?
Of Boston.
Well, what's the answer? How did you...
Yeah, went to Harvard Law School.
OK, OK.
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