Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

Well, Costa, for those of us who've had sex, this is a disaster, all right? Baseball is the thing you think about when you're not trying to get someone pregnant. Get your family planning out of my sports, okay? Can we please see a baseball story that has nothing to do with sex?

Well, Costa, for those of us who've had sex, this is a disaster, all right? Baseball is the thing you think about when you're not trying to get someone pregnant. Get your family planning out of my sports, okay? Can we please see a baseball story that has nothing to do with sex?

I'm never going to be able to slip an oyster off a baseball glove ever again.

I'm never going to be able to slip an oyster off a baseball glove ever again.

This whole thing just confirms my belief that baseball teams should get rid of logos entirely, okay? If they're not sexualizing oysters, they're pissing off Native Americans. Every team should just name themselves after their city, like the Philadelphia Phillies, the Boston Bostonies, the Cleveland Clevelandies, the Detroit Titties.

This whole thing just confirms my belief that baseball teams should get rid of logos entirely, okay? If they're not sexualizing oysters, they're pissing off Native Americans. Every team should just name themselves after their city, like the Philadelphia Phillies, the Boston Bostonies, the Cleveland Clevelandies, the Detroit Titties.

Welcome back to The Daily Show. Hey, my guest tonight is a trailblazing Hollywood icon who has written a new book called The World of Nancy Kwan, a memoir by Hollywood's Asian superstar. Please give a very big welcome to the one and only legendary Nancy Kwan. Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. Thank you. Yeah, thanks for coming on the show. Hello, everyone. Yes. It's the Hollywood legend.

Welcome back to The Daily Show. Hey, my guest tonight is a trailblazing Hollywood icon who has written a new book called The World of Nancy Kwan, a memoir by Hollywood's Asian superstar. Please give a very big welcome to the one and only legendary Nancy Kwan. Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. Thank you. Yeah, thanks for coming on the show. Hello, everyone. Yes. It's the Hollywood legend.

How are you doing?

How are you doing?

I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah, so you were born in Hong Kong.

I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah, so you were born in Hong Kong.

So you speak Cantonese.

So you speak Cantonese.

No problem.

No problem.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. We were discussing how great it is to be in the West. And yeah, so you started in Hong Kong. You born in Hong Kong. You moved then from there. That's kind of where you started acting. And you didn't even start out wanting to be an actor.

Yeah, yeah. We were discussing how great it is to be in the West. And yeah, so you started in Hong Kong. You born in Hong Kong. You moved then from there. That's kind of where you started acting. And you didn't even start out wanting to be an actor.