Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)
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Yeah. This is a morning activity.
Yeah. This is a morning activity.
This is what you do in the morning. This is like coffee. This is nature's coffee.
This is what you do in the morning. This is like coffee. This is nature's coffee.
Single people should not be allowed out of their homes on Valentine's Day. Prove me wrong. I agree.
Single people should not be allowed out of their homes on Valentine's Day. Prove me wrong. I agree.
I think you are better at this than I am. So maybe you should sit here and take my job, please.
I think you are better at this than I am. So maybe you should sit here and take my job, please.
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. How is that dumb? Valentine's Day is not for single losers.
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. How is that dumb? Valentine's Day is not for single losers.
They're losers who couldn't find someone on the most desperate day of the year. What are they supposed to do? Go on a hinge date or something on Valentine's Day? How much of a loser are you?
They're losers who couldn't find someone on the most desperate day of the year. What are they supposed to do? Go on a hinge date or something on Valentine's Day? How much of a loser are you?
Sorry, someone's pissing on the street in Brooklyn. What a surprise. If you're single on Valentine's Day, the government should send you money. Prove me wrong.
Sorry, someone's pissing on the street in Brooklyn. What a surprise. If you're single on Valentine's Day, the government should send you money. Prove me wrong.
Yeah, but it's a Valentine's Day thing. People are sad on Valentine's Day. Just send them some money.
Yeah, but it's a Valentine's Day thing. People are sad on Valentine's Day. Just send them some money.
Oh, really? No. If I give you $20 right now, would you be happy? No. Yeah, well, fine. I'll give you $50. If I give you $50, would you be happy?
Oh, really? No. If I give you $20 right now, would you be happy? No. Yeah, well, fine. I'll give you $50. If I give you $50, would you be happy?
Yeah, give us some money.
Yeah, give us some money.