Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

Up! Sorry, Trevor. I tried, but I just can't do it anymore. Actually, I think you explained that pretty perfectly. Ronny Chieng, everybody. We'll be right back.

Up! Sorry, Trevor. I tried, but I just can't do it anymore. Actually, I think you explained that pretty perfectly. Ronny Chieng, everybody. We'll be right back.

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Sorry, feminists. Ten turnovers and the team lost by 20 points in her first game? I've seen enough, man. I think Caitlyn Clark is the worst basketball player in history. She's tall, she's white, and she didn't show up when it mattered. She's the Jordan Klepper of the WNBA. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.

Sorry, feminists. Ten turnovers and the team lost by 20 points in her first game? I've seen enough, man. I think Caitlyn Clark is the worst basketball player in history. She's tall, she's white, and she didn't show up when it mattered. She's the Jordan Klepper of the WNBA. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.

I have a stat right here for you, okay? Look at this. Jordan Klepper didn't lose his virginity until he was 38. Man. You're the god of whatever that is.

I have a stat right here for you, okay? Look at this. Jordan Klepper didn't lose his virginity until he was 38. Man. You're the god of whatever that is.

Wrong as usual, Jordan. I think the Olympics needs more E. coli, okay? Because if you're a world-class athlete, then prove it by pole vaulting with active diarrhea.

Wrong as usual, Jordan. I think the Olympics needs more E. coli, okay? Because if you're a world-class athlete, then prove it by pole vaulting with active diarrhea.

I love it.

I love it.

Is that right?

Is that right?

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And don't forget to claim your 20% bonus boost by entering the promo code KLEPPERSUTS. No. I don't like that.

All right, speaking of sports, a player on the Kansas City Chiefs is in hot water after making the biggest mistake any football player could make, talking.

All right, speaking of sports, a player on the Kansas City Chiefs is in hot water after making the biggest mistake any football player could make, talking.

Hey, I say we should listen to this kicker, okay? Yeah, they're the football players with the least amount of brain damage. And I'm glad he's speaking up for emasculated men like Jordan. Congratulations, Jordan. For the first time in your life, someone on the football team is speaking to you. You don't have to wear that fake varsity jacket anymore.

Hey, I say we should listen to this kicker, okay? Yeah, they're the football players with the least amount of brain damage. And I'm glad he's speaking up for emasculated men like Jordan. Congratulations, Jordan. For the first time in your life, someone on the football team is speaking to you. You don't have to wear that fake varsity jacket anymore.