Ronny Chieng
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Hang on, everybody.
Wait.
Just time out in America.
Give me a time out here.
This dude teleported to Waffle House?
Okay, look.
He must be joking, right?
You know, like when you tell everyone that you're Jesus, it's just a joke.
Okay.
Wow.
I never thought I'd hear a boring teleportation story.
This is...
This guy's like, I told my boys I was going to Waffle House, but instead I ended up at a different Waffle House.
Universe works in mysterious ways.
You have the power of teleportation, but you use it to go to Waffle House?
I mean...
That's like if you invented time travel and instead of going back in time to kill Hitler, you went back in time to kill the cashier at Waffle House.
Surely there was another place you teleported to besides Waffle House.
It's amazing.
Teleport a Waffle House, a ditch.