Ronny Chieng

This guy teleports to all the exact places you end up when you're blackout drunk.

That's just incredible.

I mean... Tiger Woods is like, yeah, that happened to me, too.

Yeah.

Yeah, I just teleported into an upside-down car and...

Here's how crazy this story is.

Even Donald Trump heard it and was like, this is crazy.

So CNN's Andrew Kaczynski called the president to ask about all this.

The president's first response was, quote, was he kidding?

When Andrew said, no, the president said this, quote, I don't know anything about teleporting.

It just sounds a little strange, but I know nothing about teleporting or him, but I'll find out about it right now.

Yeah.

The president is on it.

Trump's gonna find out about it right now.

Because if there's a way to bend the laws of the universe to get waffles quickly, Trump will find it.

Now, you're probably thinking it would be incredibly irresponsible to allow this guy to keep working at FEMA.

Well, call M. Night Shyamalan because here comes a twist that doesn't make any sense at all.

Look, of course they like him at work, all right?

He can go on a waffle run in seconds.

But that tells you all you need to know about the Trump administration, okay?