Ronny Chieng

The Waffle House teleportation guy might be the most competent person in FEMA right now.

So, we'll see.

We'll have to see whether Trump ends up teleporting Greg Phillips to an unemployment office.

In the meantime, Waffle House is using his story as part of a new marketing campaign.

Here at Waffle House, we've heard a lot about FEMA official Greg Phillips teleporting to one of our locations.

Some say he's lying, some believe him.

Our official position is we don't care.

We're Waffle House.

You can drive here, teleport here, get thrown off a Zamboni through the window, unicycle in on ketamine.

The snobs at McDonald's might say, no shoes, no shirt, no service.

Here at Waffle House, that'll make you the assistant manager.

And remember, we're open 24-7, 365.

When we come back, Nick Offerman will give us his opinion, so don't go away.

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