Roozie Tehranian

They just give the whole crew backstage passes.

And so eventually he got a job with Japan Airlines and he got based in Hawaii.

And so I was like in seventh grade, so we didn't have a choice.

Moved out to Hawaii.

At the time, no, because all my friends, you know, were in California.

Yeah, you probably had friends.

But I love the fact that I got to grow up in Hawaii.

Because we go back, I've taken my wife, you know, multiple times now.

Some of my best friends live there.

And it's, yeah, it's just such a...

Great way to go reset your soul.

Yeah, I love it.

It really feels like it's not a part of the United States, but it's still it.

For sure.

And if you go anywhere five, ten minutes outside of Waikiki, it's so awesome, too.

But, but yeah, and then going back to California.

So in like two, I think it was 2000,

two or three, there's a thing called Operation Pipe Dreams.

The government fucking made selling bongs federally illegal.

And it was because of all the dot-coms, like the websites, and like there's that famous line of that douchebag John Ashcroft, who was like, you know, now we could say all these dot-coms are dot-gone, you know, because they're so funny.