Rudy Povich
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Locational, yeah.
Yeah.
Her, Lena Dunham.
Yeah.
I'm good.
Yeah, we're good.
There's an old David Cross bit where he talks about how they took down a bunch of statues in museums that depicted penises because children might get aroused.
And he was like...
I don't know.
I've been walking through my entire life not pulling my dick out at museums.
Just leave it up.
I know everybody has urges.
You know what we do?
That's why there's the internet and we go back to our houses and we wait till our girlfriends go to bed and then we go downstairs in the basement and we take care of that.
One more story.
All right.
So remember when Great Britain was the most wealthy empire on earth?
Well, now Alabama is even richer than them.
British people thought they were very wealthy.
Sure, yeah, New York, California, and Texas might be a little bit wealthier, but the average Brit makes a little bit more than people in Mississippi, Arkansas, and Indiana.