Rudy Povich

Just celebrated our four month anniversary.

I thought you were going to go down the route of like, we're going to let the baby choose its gender, some bullshit like that.

That's great.

Let's not use that one for 9-11.

Yeah, there's a sign at the end of the street on the corner that says 9-11 Jubilee with an arrow pointed this way.

As we're having this conversation, I'm realizing it's a lot of timing because our parents didn't do much for us.

But now that I got a couple of bucks in the bank, my daughter has been everywhere.

Because I'm doing all these things for the first time.

I'm finally going to Disney, going to Hawaii, taking trips, vacations.

So she's coming with.

I'm thinking my grandkids are fucked.

My daughter is going to have been everywhere on the planet and just go, you know what, never mind.

I already went and saw all this stuff.

You kids don't need to go.

Go figure it out on your own.

Closest to a hug you ever came to.

Missed the dad.

Speaking of sports, my senior year of football, the last game, it's always seniors night.

They bring out the parents.

There's a picture of me standing in between.