Adam Carolla & Michael Yo LIVE: Florida’s Iguanas & Growing Up Poor
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Live from Orlando, the Orlando Funny Bone. It's me, it's Michael Yeo. Rudy's going to be doing some news and we'll do all that for you right after this. Hey, this is Adam Carolla from The Adam Carolla Show. If you care about predictions, you care about props, and nobody does props like BetOnline for years. We've been the home of legitimate sports betting with deep markets, sharp odds, and player props everywhere. that reward real insight. From kickoff to final whistle, BetOnline gives you live betting, instant updates, and in-game predictions that move as the action unfolds. Elevate your play with BetOnline Casino and VIP rewards built for serious players. Prediction markets follow the conversation.
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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, live from Orlando, Michael Yeo, plus the news with Rudy Povich, and now, Adam Corolla.
Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice. We're going to mandate you. Get it on now. We're doing the news. Rudy Povich is in studio. He's going to be doing the news with me. Later on in the second half, we're going live to the Funny Bone in Orlando. Michael Yeo's up on stage for a while. Rudy pops up as well. We'll do some blah, blah, blah. Real funny show. So we got that coming. But first, we're going to do... Some news. Good to see you, Rudy.
You too, my friend. Great time in Florida, so excellent run. Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates said he regrets every minute he ever spent with Jeffrey Epstein, speaking out after the release of the Epstein files that included mentions of him. He told Nine News Australia in an interview posted Wednesday that it was foolish to have spent time with Epstein. It just reminds me, every minute I spent with him, I regret, and I apologize. I did that. He said he met Epstein in 2011. First up.
Everyone regrets all the fun stuff afterward. Like, wow, man, we tied one on last night. I regret drinking those 17 beers.
Sorry, I put my dick out at the queen. That was a bad move. But, well, I mean, you know, regret it.
Yeah, regret. Yeah, the fun. No one ever regrets. I stayed up all night. I did a fast, and I hydrated, and I stayed up all night studying. Like, people don't regret that. You regret the fun. So everyone regrets fun. I don't know. Is Bill Gates a douche? Like, what's going on with him? Like, what was up with him and COVID and vaccines and all this walking around? Like, it's some sort of... expert on all things medicine and everything COVID and everything wrong. Like, I'm starting to not like that guy is basically what I'm saying.
Yeah, I get you can revolutionize technology. But hey, man, keep some of that stuff to yourself if you're not an expert in it. And then on top of it, the story that came out about him trying to get Like, STD medication for his wife and secretly lace it into her food so that she didn't know. He gave her, like, herpes or something. What a wild move to try to pull one on your wife.
You know what's weird? We judge sexuality by its cover, and we look at these guys. We look at these nerdy guys, and we go, oh, come on. What? Dudes are essentially – it'd be like saying that dog is ugly. It doesn't want to hump other dogs. Or that dog's funny. Or that dog's got three legs. It's not interested in sex with other dogs. It's like, yes, it is.
Yeah.
It just doesn't look like what you know to be a matinee idol star in a movie or whatever. When you see the Stephen Hawking's of the world, you go, well, he's not interested in pussy.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–16:44
2
What experiences shaped Adam Carolla's attitude towards food waste?
16:44–18:31
3
How does Adam Carolla relate his upbringing to his current views?
18:31–1:01:36
4
What childhood drinks do Adam and Michael reminisce about?
1:01:36–1:03:32
5
How did space exploration influence food trends in the past?
1:03:32–1:05:35
6
What personal stories reveal the impact of poverty on upbringing?
1:05:35–1:07:28
7
How do Adam and Michael reflect on their childhood fears and experiences?
1:07:28–1:49:14
Speakers
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