Rudy Povich

At the end of its run, they send all the extra copies to Ace.

They keep it in the warehouse.

That's right.

just put him in that chair yeah that's it yeah that's amazing that's how you have you have to do it that way i got one friend who had that same thing about i'm gonna write a book because his dad won a medal of honor and he's like i'm writing a book about the old man and then about four months later i ran into him i go hey how's the book coming he's like i got about six pages in and said fuck this i'm out he's like i'm just done it's too much

Also played third base for the Indians in 74.

Jack Valet.

That's right.

Did he swing the weighted bat just to make your dick feel a little bit less?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got to do that.

Remembrance date.

Something other than...

You know, the other thing about anniversary, people freely use it when they're in a new relationship.

And I go, how long you guys been together?

Just celebrated our four month anniversary.

I thought you were going to go down the route of like, we're going to let the baby choose its gender, some bullshit like that.

That's great.

Let's not use that one for 9-11.

Yeah, there's a sign at the end of the street on the corner that says 9-11 Jubilee with an arrow pointed this way.

As we're having this conversation, I'm realizing it's a lot of timing because our parents didn't do much for us.