Rudy Povich

But now that I got a couple of bucks in the bank, my daughter has been everywhere.

Because I'm doing all these things for the first time.

I'm finally going to Disney, going to Hawaii, taking trips, vacations.

So she's coming with.

I'm thinking my grandkids are fucked.

My daughter is going to have been everywhere on the planet and just go, you know what, never mind.

I already went and saw all this stuff.

You kids don't need to go.

Go figure it out on your own.

Closest to a hug you ever came to.

Missed the dad.

Speaking of sports, my senior year of football, the last game, it's always seniors night.

They bring out the parents.

There's a picture of me standing in between.

We just smacked a fly.

But I'm standing on the football field.

I got my two best friends, Lou Kendrickson and Kenny Lorenz, standing on either side of me with both their parents.

And then I'm standing there in between them by myself with a single rose in my hand.

Just the saddest episode of The Bachelor.

I was supposed to give it to my mom and she never showed.