Rusty Irani
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61 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Rusty Irani’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yep. No, but my dad, he's never given up. He's 72, and he always thinks there's a cure right around the corner. And my dad is also my biggest wingman slash cock blocker.
i will tell you how mr conan my father thinks that every woman i meet is an ideal mate for me like you know like he couldn't do better than this like you know this is the one for him and so the moment i strike a conversation again i'll give you a movie reference you've seen the seventh seal with the god of death playing chess with that knight right the german surrealist from matt you know about this right yeah the
My dad suddenly randomly pops out of nowhere while I'm having a conversation. I'm like using my best lines on a woman at a bar, like asking her to turn me on and play with my joystick. Oh yeah, that's a great line, Rusty.
Yeah. I mean, can you think of a better line for somebody on a wheelchair who's already like had like a few too many and like meets a very attractive woman who like has shown some promise towards it?
And my dad comes up and then he rattles off like all the assets I own and that how I could live independently and I make a pretty decent living and then I would make a great husband and I would, I'm absolutely capable of getting erections and like, you know, giving her as many kids as she wants.
Were you playing with your joystick when that happened?
It has been cool to know you for the last 30 years.
And if I can make a few Americans cripple and bring them along on wheelchairs, that would help with my other startup as well. I'm starting a startup called Includetrip.com. It's like a travel startup for people with disabilities to come and visit India. That's interesting. That's a very cool idea.
Oh, and by the way, I'm not a great wingman.
I'll take your word for it when you're around here.
Yeah, such a pleasure to talk to you. You made my day, my year, my decade since 1993 when I was channel surfing for porn and came across you for the first time.
Okay.
No, no, no, no. It wasn't like that. The first guy I saw was the late great Joel Goddard with like a young Korean guy by his side. Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
The first godfather. By Preparation Edge, Raymond. Oh, my God.
Absolutely.
Plages all mine, Conan. Plages all mine.
Well, I hope we... And you guys are awesome too. Sona, Matt, Aaron, all you guys. Like, you know, like you made it worth like pushing through the pandemic. Oh, thank you. You made it worth my while. And like, you know... Yeah. I mean, I just put in this, like, you know, everybody like asked me even during the pre-checks, like, you know, how many times did you apply? I said, I just did it the once.
And if it was meant to be, it was meant to be. Wow. Yeah.
It was meant to be.
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