Ryan Jon
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31,400 appearances
84 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2024
last heard yesterday
Ryan Jon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So
I'm a tiny little girl.
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who does massive not so tiny shits.
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So a few weeks after moving in with a roommate who I also work with, I clogged the toilet with the biggest poo imaginable.
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This next sentence.
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I feel is iconic, but I'm not sure.
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Okay.
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It wasn't just a poo, it was an event.
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Mm.
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Like she was saying, Oh, it wasn't just like I was off it's like nah, like this was
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This was something.
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Sure?
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Instead of dealing with it like a normal adult human being, I went to the kitchen, got some tongs
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grabbed a plastic bag, fished it out, poo in the bag, tongs in the bag, tied the bag up, bag in the bin, done, see ya, don't worry about it.
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Carry on with my day.
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The next morning my roommate comes out and asks where the tongs are.
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I looked her dead in the eye and said, I have absolutely no idea.
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I've never seen them.
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How strange.
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Haven't seen them.
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