Ryan Jon

I have defrauded my closest friends and family at every birthday, Christmas and life milestone for the last five years.

What?

They think I'm a great friend, but I'm up thousands and thousands of euros.

Every gift I give comes with a nice card and a voucher code inside.

The code doesn't exist.

I just make it up.

I write a random number down and hope for the best.

What do you mean?

Now, let's just all take a moment here and think about... Now, I don't know if this is as much in the digital age, but...

Five, ten years ago, did everyone have like a drawer that had like old vouchers and shit in it?

Yeah, or you never quite got around to it or whatever.

So, think about all the vouchers you never used.

See where I'm going?

If someone actually tries to use it, I just buy the voucher.

Tell them it must have been a mix-up.

Sorry, wrong number.

Here's the right one.

And they go, oh, all good.

The anonymous person said they very rarely question, like only a few times of the hundred times they've done it have they asked because A, they never use it in the first place or B, they go to use it and it doesn't work and they just go, oh.

So they've gone, they never ask for what could be a multitude of reasons.