Ryan Shat The Bed... Twice
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What sparked the conversation about shitting the bed in this episode?
Rip the band-aid off, Ryan shit in his bed two times.
And it's embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing, everyone shits in their bed two times in one night sometimes. Babies.
I'm Michael from Bundera in Melbourne, Australia.
Hi, I'm Danielle from Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Hi, I'm Nikki Z from CFE Shiloh, Manitoba, Canada. And I approve this podcast.
MUSIC PLAYS
Welcome to Tony and Ryan.
Hello. Do you reckon, question for the audience, do you reckon that musicians are fucking to their own music? That's what we want to know.
That's what I want to
know. Yeah, I'm desperate to know. I do have something else though that Atapa sent in that I thought would be a great place to start this episode.
Please.
The Hawks are in the prelim final this weekend. And this is not related to that at
all.
Go
Hawks. Go the brown and gold.
Jamie Strudwick sent this through on Patreon.
Strutters.
Yeah, big strut. I just wanted to let you guys know that I just did a fart that sounded exactly like the first note of the opening music for the Tony Ryan podcast.
No, they didn't. A
little trumpy. No. A little trumpet like
boop, boop. But not like
boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. No, the first note. So that's two. Isn't that just
every fart?
He said, I panicked thinking the pod had started playing randomly. Have a good day. That's all the message said.
Strumpy, thanks for sending that through. Strutters.
Strutters. What a horrible nickname for someone.
Yeah, that is harrowing. That is.
Do you ever do a fart though and it sounds like something else? And you go like, oh, that sounded really satisfying or like sometimes I do a laugh that sounds exactly like the laugh from the beginning of Wannabe by the Spice Girls.
Sorry, I know what I'm going to talk about later in this episode and I like just.
What's
wrong? Just like have you ever made a fart that's made a weird sound?
Yeah.
It's going to be a big day.
More's coming.
How did Ryan and Tony describe the sound of a fart that matched the podcast intro?
Okay. It's going to be a
big day.
Yeah, the brown and gold is really setting the tone. Oh, I
didn't even think about
that. Peace and waste.
Go the Hawks.
Yeah.
Hawkers. What sounds are you making?
I don't really fart a lot. I'll be so honest with you. I actually don't really fart a lot. I don't know why. I'm not a big farter or a big burper.
You're not a gassy gal.
I'm not. And I don't really know. Why are
you so well degassed?
I don't know what makes you gassy or not gassy. You
arrived pre-squeezed. Pre-squeezed.
Yes. But, like, I don't know what really makes someone. Like, I do fart, but not a lot. Not enough to be like, oh, that's her again. Like, Torbs farts all the time. I'm like, what's happening?
You did that night in the Airbnb with Lily and I.
I did, yeah. And that for me, I'm like, oh, that is not. Didn't you say
you farted and it sounded like the James Bond theme song that night? Type in Tony Lodge fart. It sounded like something
specific. No, it sounded like Scooby-Doo. That's it. Yes, it sounded like Scooby-Doo. I think I
got this on tape. Tony.
Yep.
Let me pull your finger.
Don't, because I'll actually fart.
That's the point of it.
That sounded like a fart from Scooby-Doo. That was like not real. Honestly like a fart from Scooby-Doo.
I don't think that's what we were expecting.
There's a fucking replay of the fart.
I've never seen
you laugh like that. I'm sorry everyone.
I
don't think I've seen that real. I knew it got posted, but I don't think I've seen the fucking final
frame.
The zoom on my face, the red coloring as well. That is so fucked.
I forgot about
that. That's great. You know what?
You're welcome.
I've got good vibes now for the Hawks this weekend.
Yeah, because of that. Because of that. Let's do normal, Lana. Fuck yeah. Hell yeah, bitch. D. Deez nuts. As a society, are we still asking people if they picked a winner if we catch them picking their nose? You see it happen. You make eye contact. Pick a winner. I reckon it still fucking hits. I think that's pretty funny. Asking someone if they picked a winner. Still normal or nah?
Sure, normal. I'll give you that. It feels
hell 90s.
It feels like high school vibes. Yeah, like
it should be. I don't know if it is, but it should be.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What sparked the conversation about shitting the bed in this episode?
0:00–2:10
2
How did Ryan and Tony describe the sound of a fart that matched the podcast intro?
2:10–11:09
3
Why do the hosts think nose‑picking is a normal (or not) habit?
11:09–30:14
4
What advice did they give for dealing with a wet‑sheet freezer hack?
30:14–35:21