Don't Put THIS In The Dishwasher

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What happens when you use dish soap instead of dishwasher tablets?

Ryan Jon 0:00
We were out of dishwasher tablets, so I just squirted a bunch of b in instead. Turned the machine on and left the r oh came back to the kitchen. The machine was foaming at the seams, and by the end of the day, once the room finally dried, the kitchen looked amazing.
Unknown 0:15
Hi, I'm Megan, and this is Tilly. We're from Michigan. Hi, I'm Sammy Knutson from Rochester, Minnesota. Hi, I'm Abby from Sydney, and I approve this podcast.
Ryan Jon 0:38
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author, bestselling, Doctor Author, new gym goer, Tony Lodge. Pleasure to have you in today.
Toni Lodge 0:45
Thank you so much.
Ryan Jon 0:46
Um
Toni Lodge 0:47
Thank you for coming in today. My best friend, Ryan John.
Ryan Jon 0:49
Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it.
Toni Lodge 0:51
Yeah.
Ryan Jon 0:51
Um, I found you know when you just find a new word and you go, Why haven't we been using this all along?
Toni Lodge 0:58
Yeah. And
Ryan Jon 0:59
it just really prep do you know what I'm about to show you?
Toni Lodge 1:01
I don't. But I just wonder
Ryan Jon 1:03
if your algorithm this algorithm found you as well.
Toni Lodge 1:05
Oh, I wonder. But you know when you find a new word or you hear like new slang that you like and you drop it in for the first time and all your friends go, Y that's not something you normally say.
Andrew from Wollongong 1:16
And
Toni Lodge 1:16
you get caught out. Like, say if I oh fa I don't even know what like
Ryan Jon 1:21
If I did anything new here, you would destroy me.
Toni Lodge 1:24
No, but I would be like, that's new. Like yesterday you sent me an emoji on Slack and I went, oh, emojis.
Ryan Jon 1:28
Oh, didn't we hear about that? Yeah. Because oh, an emoji on Slack? What's good? It's a Christmas in fucking September.
Toni Lodge 1:34
That's different. It's different for Ryan.

Who are the guests joining Tony and Ryan in this episode?

Ryan Jon 1:37
It's at the time I wore a singlet.
Toni Lodge 1:39
Well I wasn't there and that made international news.
Ryan Jon 1:41
It did. Still different. It did if you do it again, still different.
Toni Lodge 1:47
Um
Ryan Jon 1:48
I was on a website the other day. Fuck my buying
Toni Lodge 1:51
They're huge these days, aren't they? Mate Everywhere.
Ryan Jon 1:54
The internet. Yeah. It's happening. Oh my people are talking about it. Dot com. Mm, I've seen it. I bought some Chapter. That's crazy. 'Cause it's the end of summer in the UK. I found this company that does um like funky swimming shorts. Cool. Uh but but it's the end of summer. So they're having like their clearance. And I was like Coming into summer in Australia, gotcha. Anyway, so I bought some uh some fun shorts to swim in and they're like, Do you want the matching singlet? Like a little set, you know, little shorts, little singlet for the beach. And I went to click yes and then I was like, Charles will bully me. He won't
Toni Lodge 2:28
Well, I mean a matching singlet and shorts feels crazy.
Ryan Jon 2:31
Let me find the website because I want to see it because
Toni Lodge 2:33
I think right now the visual that I've got is not right.
Ryan Jon 2:37
It's not. Happy Strides.
Toni Lodge 2:42
Happy Strides. That's a fun name.
Ryan Jon 2:44
A great UK company. UK Strides? UK strikes.
Toni Lodge 2:48
UK strikes. Oh yeah, colourful, colourful, colourful town.
Ryan Jon 2:52
Yep.
Toni Lodge 2:53
That's very fun.
Ryan Jon 2:54
Now Charles go to shop buy. Well no category oh Are you in the shorts section? Go back to the top. Singlets.
Toni Lodge 3:05
Buy other stuff. Buy
Ryan Jon 3:06
tops. Crop do I want a crop top? No, Vests, vests.
Toni Lodge 3:14
Oh, that's what they call it there.
Ryan Jon 3:16
Oh Could you imagine if I got the same short, say the pink one with the love hearts? That would be me. Oh, they're actually out of stock of it. That's so crazy. And there's my card number.
Toni Lodge 3:33
Yeah. Oh shame. Oh it's very easy for you to add to cart though, Charles. That's good. Well
Andrew from Wollongong 3:39
that's about work. I
Toni Lodge 3:41
do think that the top and shorts is maybe like not the vibe. But if you liked the pattern you could wear them separately. You know what I mean?
Andrew from Wollongong 3:51
Listen to
Toni Lodge 3:51
it. Because if they're swimming shorts, does that mean that the singlet is like swimming material? Because I wouldn't want to
Ryan Jon 3:58
Yeah, nah.
Toni Lodge 4:08
But do you know what I'm saying?
Ryan Jon 4:09
I kinda do, yeah.
Toni Lodge 4:10
Yeah, it's it's It's bathers material.
Ryan Jon 4:15
On a singlet.
Toni Lodge 4:15
Yeah, so I think that is a bit random. Personally, I w I wouldn't like the texture of that. So great chat. Yeah. Good chat. All right.
Ryan Jon 4:24
Uh did get a lot of shorts though. So get ready for a colourful summer.
Toni Lodge 4:28
I like that.
Ryan Jon 4:29
And get ready for if you're watching the podcast on YouTube to s and they're like Oh. You know.
Toni Lodge 4:34
So question Are you moving away from a budgie smuggler?
Ryan Jon 4:38
I think I just wanted some variety.
Toni Lodge 4:40
Okay.
Ryan Jon 4:41
Um, I also think like budgie smuggler have their own specific style.

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