How To DESTROY Your Wife's Favourite Top
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What is the opening banter and who are the hosts of the episode?
Who can say they're the rogue? My loved. Oh. I have some bad news. Mm. The look on his face. It was as if like he had to tell me that light pipper had passed away. Like he just felt so guilty.
Hi Tamil from RH Australia. Hi, I'm Ashley from Cornbrook, Newfoundland. Hi, this is Steve from Woburn, Massachusetts, USA. And I'm from this podcast.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Doctor Author Best Selling, Doctor Author Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan. Welcome to a safe place where we can all be our true silly selves. Yep.
Fuck you work, you know. Fart noise. Sorry. Sorry. That's not doesn't have anything to do with anything. I just did a fart noise. Because
Tony goes, Oh, I've got a little something for the top here. And I'm just hoping it wasn't that.
Is it related to farts? No, but it's probably as silly as that.
Okay.
Danny on our team bought a house. Michael so exciting! And um yesterday, Ryan, just after you'd left, 'cause we were all so excited and and you'd um headed off and we were all sitting here and we're talking about we're like, Oh, um, talking about work stuff and Danny just goes, Oh, hang on, guys, sorry, I can't really concentrate and we're like, Oh, is everything okay? She goes, Yeah, with the house. Like there's j they've just asked us some random like the finance people have asked us some random stuff and we were like, Oh, can we help? What if they asked us? Yeah. But they're like, you do have to pay for this. She's like, oh, I thought that it was just like optional.
The auction was like this fun game that I won.
Yeah. And then like, yeah, it's like deal or no deal. Um, and we were like, Oh, are you emailing with your conveyancer or solicitor or something? And she goes, No, no, no, um, my boyfriend's just asking me this question. And we were like, Oh, okay. And Lily looks over and goes, Danny Are you having this very serious conversation about finance over Snapchat? And Janny and her boyfriend. were m disappearing messaging each other on Snapchat about like, lol, send the extra forty grand. Ah Why are they sending Tony back? Huh?
Because Gen Z are efficient and do you want to discuss finances and keep your streak going? Or do you want to do 'em at the same time?
This did come up actually. The streak doesn't count for messaging. The streak is only photos and they don't send photos to each other. Apparently. I know what Snapchat's for. I used to be young.
I know how you guys met.
Um, but yes, they were having and I was like, Danny Like I turning to her mother, I'm like, Danielle What are you doing? And she's like, Yeah, we're just trying to figure it out. Oh
but for contractual reasons, you can't have like evidence lying around. So it's like Oh
I evidence. So what do you mean they it's all above board?
It's confidential though. So you don't want that information just willy-nilly. I'm you know what? I'm just
gonna have to fucking stop you right there. Snapchat is not encrypted end-to-end messaging. That's like WhatsApp. But that like it's not it's
Yeah, but like if Big Gmail decides they want to read you messages, they're there forever. But Snapchat, twenty four hours, boo, gone. Even Spiegel doesn't give a shit.
So you uh are approving basically using Wicart message about buying that I
just support Danielle and her house buying journey f fully. Oh,
and then Charles and I sent that Snapchat to Danny. Well
that's just being mean. Oh, we hate Snapchat, but then look at us.
Uh well it was from Charles's account. I didn't I didn't know anything about
Do you Snapchat much, Charles? I don't.
Awww! I once talked about using Facebook Messenger to talk to Torbs and people were like grow up and I was like, Oh I use
Facebook Messenger all the time.
Yeah. I use it heaps.
I use Facebook Messenger more than WhatsApp. Oh I don't use WhatsApp. I
don't really understand it.
It's what's not understanding. No, I j
it's just another app, isn't it, to deal with.
You there you understand all of it.
Yeah. But that's why like I don't understand why you would use that instead of
do you know what I mean? Yeah, so like
I've got everything I need in the case.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and who are the hosts of the episode?
0:00–4:28
2
Why are the hosts debating using Snapchat for serious finance conversations?
4:28–8:35
3
How did a gravy‑stained Gorman jumper become the episode’s disaster story?
8:35–12:20
4
What methods did they try to rescue the shrunken jumper after the dryer?
12:20–16:13
5
Which travel destinations and flight routes are the hosts planning for 2024?
16:13–20:00
6
Who are the Patreon supporters mentioned and what shout‑outs do they receive?
20:00–24:45
7
How do the hosts describe the recent changes in their 13‑year relationship’s sex life?
24:45–28:48
8
Who is the special guest teased for the next episode and what can listeners expect?
28:48–31:59