Don't Let Kids Wash Your CAR

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What price should kids charge for washing your car?

Ryan Jon 0:00
If some 12-year-old kids rode a BMX up to the house, knocked on the door, and went, Can we wash your car? We're trying to like make a little bit of money for the cricket club and stuff, what do you reckon they're charging these days?
Toni Lodge 0:11
Tell 'em they're fucking dreaming. Hey,
Ryan Jon 0:13
I'm Claire from Brooklyn,
Unknown 0:14
New York. Hi, I'm Siobhan from Clyde North Victoria, Australia. Hi, I'm Katie. This is Cosmo. We're from Bismarck, North Dakota, USA, and we are host.
Ryan Jon 0:38
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Um, we're a bit wired because Charles lives by himself and said that he sleeps with his bedroom door closed still.
Toni Lodge 0:45
What the fuck? That's so range. Is that
Ryan Jon 0:47
just how crazy?
Toni Lodge 0:48
Do you sleep with your door?
Ryan Jon 0:51
If I was home by myself and no one else lived there, I I wouldn't ever close any door.
Toni Lodge 0:56
I yeah, we never close our door. But I also grew up in like maybe When you were growing up, Charles, did you grow up in like a door closed house?
Charles 1:06
Um Yes and like young, my door was always open. But then like as I grew up, I think I slept with my door closed but never locked.
Toni Lodge 1:14
No, our door was always open. And not like metaphorically, but like
Ryan Jon 1:17
I'll come on over, I'll put the kettle on. Yeah,
Toni Lodge 1:19
doors open. Yeah. Um, which is true if anyone wants to come around. But um like yeah, always we all slept with our doors open. I don't know why.
Ryan Jon 1:28
What about when you started like bringing friends around?
Toni Lodge 1:33
Yeah, I guess then if you'd be rude
Ryan Jon 1:35
to not let everyone else hear it. Might
Toni Lodge 1:39
yeah, maybe, but like always yeah, and Torps and I always sleep with our door open at home.
Ryan Jon 1:45
Yeah, that's cra what are
Charles 1:46
you are you scared of the dark or something? You No, 'cause I d I it just makes the room so much darker.
Toni Lodge 1:51
Yeah, it would be almost the opposite, I guess.
Ryan Jon 1:54
Mm-hmm. Interesting. I
Toni Lodge 1:57
just I feel my door shut.
Ryan Jon 2:00
Yeah. I'm sleeping in Alcatraz.
Toni Lodge 2:02
Well, I feel like I'm like, what if something's going on? I can't hear it, even though you c could.
Ryan Jon 2:06
Tony hates to miss a party.
Toni Lodge 2:08
Yeah. I get FOMO if my door's closed.
Ryan Jon 2:11
Um, I'm about to show you a new drink that's hit the market at a a steak restaurant out of all places. Uh
Toni Lodge 2:17
love a bit of fucking steak.
Ryan Jon 2:19
Should we go to the sports bar at Northland today?
Toni Lodge 2:22
I'd love that.
Ryan Jon 2:23
What's that called? The sportsman's
Toni Lodge 2:25
Sports Bar.
Ryan Jon 2:26
Sporting Globe. Sporting Globe.
Toni Lodge 2:28
Yeah.
Ryan Jon 2:29
Fuck, it'd hate to be one of the seventeen different Palmer options there today, wouldn't you?
Toni Lodge 2:33
Don't they? Probably a little too many options there,
Ryan Jon 2:36
yeah. Um, roll the tape, Charles Antonio, I'll get you to describe Oh, I'm just burped. I was so scared. Yeah, what you can see going on with this drink here.
Toni Lodge 2:44
Um So it's like oh So it's was like a little cosmopolitan. It looked like I had pubic hair at the bottom. Then they've just set the pubic hair on fire. Which would smell terrible.
Ryan Jon 2:58
Um
Toni Lodge 2:59
It's also just like at the bottom. It's not really like theatrically part of the drink. It's like looks like somebody dropped that on that old carpet we used to have in here, you know, that puby one?
Ryan Jon 3:09
Oh, that was such puby carpet. Yeah,
Toni Lodge 3:11
it's that carpet in there, I've just realised.
Ryan Jon 3:13
Yeah, that needs a vacuum most I hours. So most days, most hours.
Toni Lodge 3:17
Remember when you vacuumed for like six minutes here that time, then you gave up? I take that back. You just said you're gonna buy this state. Yeah, nah, I'm a c enough on a Wednesday and decided. Nah violence. Yeah. What the fuck? I
Ryan Jon 3:31
take
Toni Lodge 3:31
that back.
Ryan Jon 3:31
It was at least seven minutes of solid vacuuming.
Charles 3:36
AHHHHHHHHHH
Ryan Jon 3:40
Old white woman tries to six seven and hurts herself by punching a microphone. What the fuck is happening?
Toni Lodge 3:48
I was trying to do a six-seven and then I smashed her microphone into my face.
Ryan Jon 3:52
Oh, such a boomer thing to do.
Toni Lodge 3:53
It actually was. It's like when you got your torch on.
Ryan Jon 3:56
Can we, for those on YouTube, get a slow motion replay going and then oh no, like they'll do it in post, not you do the slow motion. Oh yeah.
Toni Lodge 4:12
Okay, well I've made my bucking fingers back, haven't I? I got it served straight back to me. Yeah. That cocktail, absolutely disgusting. Yeah,
Ryan Jon 4:21
the comments. Oh yeah. Oh, I'll get the pub teeny, thank you. Love it. I'm a bartender and need a trim. Gonna put this bad boy on special. Oh, that's burning the bush they were talking about in the Bible.

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