Don't Let Kids Wash Your CAR
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What price should kids charge for washing your car?
If some 12-year-old kids rode a BMX up to the house, knocked on the door, and went, Can we wash your car? We're trying to like make a little bit of money for the cricket club and stuff, what do you reckon they're charging these days?
Tell 'em they're fucking dreaming. Hey,
I'm Claire from Brooklyn,
New York. Hi, I'm Siobhan from Clyde North Victoria, Australia. Hi, I'm Katie. This is Cosmo. We're from Bismarck, North Dakota, USA, and we are host.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Um, we're a bit wired because Charles lives by himself and said that he sleeps with his bedroom door closed still.
What the fuck? That's so range. Is that
just how crazy?
Do you sleep with your door?
If I was home by myself and no one else lived there, I I wouldn't ever close any door.
I yeah, we never close our door. But I also grew up in like maybe When you were growing up, Charles, did you grow up in like a door closed house?
Um Yes and like young, my door was always open. But then like as I grew up, I think I slept with my door closed but never locked.
No, our door was always open. And not like metaphorically, but like
I'll come on over, I'll put the kettle on. Yeah,
doors open. Yeah. Um, which is true if anyone wants to come around. But um like yeah, always we all slept with our doors open. I don't know why.
What about when you started like bringing friends around?
Yeah, I guess then if you'd be rude
to not let everyone else hear it. Might
yeah, maybe, but like always yeah, and Torps and I always sleep with our door open at home.
Yeah, that's cra what are
you are you scared of the dark or something? You No, 'cause I d I it just makes the room so much darker.
Yeah, it would be almost the opposite, I guess.
Mm-hmm. Interesting. I
just I feel my door shut.
Yeah. I'm sleeping in Alcatraz.
Well, I feel like I'm like, what if something's going on? I can't hear it, even though you c could.
Tony hates to miss a party.
Yeah. I get FOMO if my door's closed.
Um, I'm about to show you a new drink that's hit the market at a a steak restaurant out of all places. Uh
love a bit of fucking steak.
Should we go to the sports bar at Northland today?
I'd love that.
What's that called? The sportsman's
Sports Bar.
Sporting Globe. Sporting Globe.
Yeah.
Fuck, it'd hate to be one of the seventeen different Palmer options there today, wouldn't you?
Don't they? Probably a little too many options there,
yeah. Um, roll the tape, Charles Antonio, I'll get you to describe Oh, I'm just burped. I was so scared. Yeah, what you can see going on with this drink here.
Um So it's like oh So it's was like a little cosmopolitan. It looked like I had pubic hair at the bottom. Then they've just set the pubic hair on fire. Which would smell terrible.
Um
It's also just like at the bottom. It's not really like theatrically part of the drink. It's like looks like somebody dropped that on that old carpet we used to have in here, you know, that puby one?
Oh, that was such puby carpet. Yeah,
it's that carpet in there, I've just realised.
Yeah, that needs a vacuum most I hours. So most days, most hours.
Remember when you vacuumed for like six minutes here that time, then you gave up? I take that back. You just said you're gonna buy this state. Yeah, nah, I'm a c enough on a Wednesday and decided. Nah violence. Yeah. What the fuck? I
take
that back.
It was at least seven minutes of solid vacuuming.
AHHHHHHHHHH
Old white woman tries to six seven and hurts herself by punching a microphone. What the fuck is happening?
I was trying to do a six-seven and then I smashed her microphone into my face.
Oh, such a boomer thing to do.
It actually was. It's like when you got your torch on.
Can we, for those on YouTube, get a slow motion replay going and then oh no, like they'll do it in post, not you do the slow motion. Oh yeah.
Okay, well I've made my bucking fingers back, haven't I? I got it served straight back to me. Yeah. That cocktail, absolutely disgusting. Yeah,
the comments. Oh yeah. Oh, I'll get the pub teeny, thank you. Love it. I'm a bartender and need a trim. Gonna put this bad boy on special. Oh, that's burning the bush they were talking about in the Bible.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What price should kids charge for washing your car?
0:00–5:05
2
Why do some people keep their bedroom doors open all night?
5:05–9:47
3
How did the kids actually wash the car and what did they use?
9:47–13:58
4
What is the story behind the nickname “Whisperer”?
13:58–18:25
5
Is driving on the beach a uniquely Australian thing?
18:25–22:54
6
What is the new Golden Gay Time and Cinnabon ice‑cream collaboration?
22:54–28:02
7
How do the hosts handle personal loss and anniversary reflections?
28:02–32:10
8
What upcoming events and ticket plans are the hosts discussing?
32:10–36:47