Ryan Jon
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You were saying Chilean Murphy.
He said Chilean, aye?
I've just fallen in love with Pierce Brosnan again.
What is that caramello voice that just makes you bloody... Touch me on the Chilean sea bass, that is... Fucking eat my pussy, it's Pierce Brosnan.
Pierce me Brosnan.
Kiss me, I'm Irish.
Umbrellas are for fucking idiots.
I can't with a fucking umbrella.
Do you know what's worse?
The material of the umbrella touches your leg like a wet ghost.
It's like being touched by a shower curtain.
It clings to you like you're in the morgue.
Take your fucking wet material on a fucking stick, shove it up your ass and fucking eat my tits.
I...
This is like the Fijian taxi driver all over again.
Did you find Robin and Sydney and did they give you some cash?
Glue it back on, dog.
Like, a literal sign that says, like, cash only.
What did you do?
Oh, my God, the Irish people are just lovely, aren't they?