Ryan Long

Like when you're just there and you're eating it and there's nothing you can do and you're three years in, you don't even have the tools.

You're like, this is the worst thing I've ever experienced.

So many times, I mean.

There's gotta be one.

One that's funny is there's certain people that you're just like really not equipped to follow when you're young.

And I remember some, like there was this guy, he was in a wheelchair and he went up and he was just like crushing for, it was in front of a black audience too.

So black audiences get like,

What are you saying?

I'm joking.

To lose them, their highs are highs, but if they turn on you, they're like, fuck you.

Yeah.

That's definitely a thing.

Well, this guy went up with a wheelchair and he had like a hand that had cerebral palsy.

Cheat codes.

And this guy was like talking about how he's like fingering girls with his hand and just black guys are falling out of their chair, dying laughing, right?

And then I went up immediately and I said something about like gay people and like everyone in the crowd was just like,

yo hey yo like what and i remember just being like i have nine more minutes and then about three minutes in this black room they have like a dj that plays like get off stage music and i'm like i probably have maybe a year into comedy and this guy's just like murdering i went up talked about gay people everyone's just like

you're about to puke.

Like, and then, and then the DJ puts on like music to kick me off stage.

Everyone starts bursting out laughing.