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Ryan Long

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

And I'm like, I'm showing you the thing.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

And then she was like, you can show me all you want.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Like you're not getting a car.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

And then she goes, that's Texas law that you need a passport.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

And then I go, and then so I fought with her for a bit and then walked to the next booth over and the guy gave me a car.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

But I had...

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Texas law, huh?

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Yeah, exactly.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

I went back.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

I was infuriating.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

I was like, want to review on them.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Got the girl's name, too.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Might drop it.

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considering it so is that though like the different if i was on stage in that scenario that because that's what you're sitting in there in that energy i would i would i would figure out a way to get rid of that energy as soon as possible so if i was for you you're like this thing's happening i would be talking about that immediately be like pretty weird interaction with the staff like that would because we love our community but you can do it in a way though there's an elephant community

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

But you're describing like an elephant in the room, right?

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

You're saying you'd be like, staff's really weird.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

And you still don't know what it was.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Like you never got to the bottom of why these guys have a bone to pick with us.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Yeah, hell yeah.

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That was union?